Nothing infuriates me more than the sight of Aerosmith. They are like the lowest for of entertainment know to mankind!
Let’s break down why they suck!
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They have been basically making the same album since 1989.
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Steven Tyler lost his voice somewhere around 1979.
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Steven Tyler thought it was legit to be a judge on American Idol.
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Steven Tyler looks like a wet rat and a baseball glove had a baby.
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Joe Perry is dead inside except when he plays with the Hollywood Vampires (and he almost literally died on stage playing with them).
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No one knows the name of the drummer and he has been in the band the entire time!
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No one thinks their cool but yet we are too nice to tell them!
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The song from the Armageddon soundtrack is the worst and most haunting POS ever! 5:30 of complete dog s***!
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Steven Tyler did a country album and he’s from f***ing Boston!
If all of that isn’t enough, this is now happening!
https://twitter.com/RokConfidential/status/1031613833356423168
Because kids can totally relate to these geriatric has-beens. Is it not bad enough that your network has an award show for videos they do not even play? I tuned in the other night and Happy Gilmore was on, followed by Teen Moms. WTF is going on.
This is why alcoholism exists!
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