Monthly Archives: October 2018

Common Sense Is Dead!

There, I said it! Don’t believe me? Spend twenty seconds scrolling through Facebook and tell me I am wrong.

I’m not sure if people want to be dumb, lack the capability to gain the proper information or just don’t care. I am guessing they just do not care. They will read a headline that makes little to no sense and run with it. They believe anything they are told, even if it doesn’t even have to make sense.

When did we all become followers? When did we stop seeking information? When did we all become numb to facts? Have we always been this way?

You want to know why the world is the way it is right now? Lack of common sense. A disease of a few has turned into a way of life for many.

 

Stick Your Keto Diet Up Your Ass!

I don’t know about you but, I hate diet trends. They have absolutely destroyed food porn. Enough taking pictures of you nasty Keto Diet foods. We get it, you are overweight and you want to get in better shape. I commend your efforts. I do not commend the braggadocious way you are going about it.

What is it about the Keto Diet that makes people think they are better than everyone else. It’s like people get on this diet and have a total attitude change. So not only are you losing weight, you’re now better than everyone.

Guess what? The people who loved you when you were overweight, still feel the same way about you when you got skinny. Unless your Keto attitude ran them all off. If you look around and find yourself skinny and alone, ya might want to rethink how you approached all of this.

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Zack Morris Was A Douche

It pains me to say it because I loved Saved By The Bell. There is just no getting around it. Zack Morris was a complete douche bag. He was an awful human being. He treated everyone in his path like a sack of shit. He used people, he f***ed over people and came across as very date rapey.

It’s hard to write off one of your childhood heroes. It’s heartbreaking! It had to be done and here are examples why!

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You Can’t Be Rock And Roll And Conservative!

Sorry, it’s just a fact. There is nothing Rock And Roll about being conservative. Let’s face the facts, conservatives are just less entertaining. Their music is bad, their jokes are bad and their acting is bad.

Would you like some examples? Let’s start with music!

Ted Nugent. The poster boy for conservatives who not only plays bad music, he has a gaggle of illegitimate children he refuses to claim. His powerful guitar riffs will never over power his lack of talent.

Kid Rock! Do we need to say anything else?

Gene Simmons. This guy is a whore, this should not surprise anyone.

Dave Mustaine. This guy got kicked out of Metallica for being a dick so this shouldn’t be a shock. He has consistently put out bad music and no one likes him.

Joe Perry. Fuck Aerosmith!

All of these guys have one thing in common….douche bags.

Now it’s time for the acting portion.

James Woods. This no talent assclown is a twitter squawk box for conservative values. He blames his conservative views for his lack of acting jobs. If that’s true, why don’t you try shutting the f*** up and see if your phone starts to ring again? Maybe stop acting like a crazy f*** for two minutes? It’s not your beliefs that are getting you blackballed, it’s the crazy way to present them!

Clint Eastwood. Thew chair. Yep!

Jon Voight. Where do you even start with this guy. He at least has the sense to keep his views to himself. He’s also not insane like most of the people on this list.

Adam Sandler. So not only do you make shitty movies, you also practice shitty politics? WOW!

Dennis Miller. By far the lowest POS on this list. This asshole changed his views just to make a buck. He saw an opportunity and took it.

Did we make our point? Tell me one of these people are mildly entertaining. We successfully proved that you cannot be Rock and Roll and conservative!

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