You Can’t Be Rock And Roll And Conservative!

Sorry, it’s just a fact. There is nothing Rock And Roll about being conservative. Let’s face the facts, conservatives are just less entertaining. Their music is bad, their jokes are bad and their acting is bad.

Would you like some examples? Let’s start with music!

Ted Nugent. The poster boy for conservatives who not only plays bad music, he has a gaggle of illegitimate children he refuses to claim. His powerful guitar riffs will never over power his lack of talent.

Kid Rock! Do we need to say anything else?

Gene Simmons. This guy is a whore, this should not surprise anyone.

Dave Mustaine. This guy got kicked out of Metallica for being a dick so this shouldn’t be a shock. He has consistently put out bad music and no one likes him.

Joe Perry. Fuck Aerosmith!

All of these guys have one thing in common….douche bags.

Now it’s time for the acting portion.

James Woods. This no talent assclown is a twitter squawk box for conservative values. He blames his conservative views for his lack of acting jobs. If that’s true, why don’t you try shutting the f*** up and see if your phone starts to ring again? Maybe stop acting like a crazy f*** for two minutes? It’s not your beliefs that are getting you blackballed, it’s the crazy way to present them!

Clint Eastwood. Thew chair. Yep!

Jon Voight. Where do you even start with this guy. He at least has the sense to keep his views to himself. He’s also not insane like most of the people on this list.

Adam Sandler. So not only do you make shitty movies, you also practice shitty politics? WOW!

Dennis Miller. By far the lowest POS on this list. This asshole changed his views just to make a buck. He saw an opportunity and took it.

Did we make our point? Tell me one of these people are mildly entertaining. We successfully proved that you cannot be Rock and Roll and conservative!

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