What WE Think They Should Rename The Redskins!

Let’s be honest, Washington Football Team is not going to cut it! 

So we came up with our own list!

The Washington Sentinels

Yes, the team name from the Replacements! Why not? Everyone loves that movie and everyone loves the best fictional Ohio State QB ever, Shane Falco!

 

The Washington Grohls

You got it! Name the team after Dave Grohl, the best rock musician to ever come out of the DC area!

 

The Hogs

Do I even need to explain? Anyone is a true Skins fan will get it! Plus, I think everyone loves bacon!

 

The Skins

No! Not the same kind of “Skins” you’re thinking of! Let’s be honest, the skins is the best part of the bird! Chicken, turkey, ect! It’s delicious and a delicious team name! Everyone loves the skin!

 

The Beers

I know we already have the Brewers in the MLB but, we need to pay tribute to the drink and not the drink maker. Can you imagine the mess it would be in the 3rd quarter of a game where the team was named after a lager? It’s a trash panda, drunken paradise dream come true! Last call would be halfway through the 1st quarter!

 

The Turds

The franchise has been a shit show for 20 plus years, maybe it’s high time they finally just gave in and owned up to it!

 

The Dumpster Fires

Turds or Dumpster Fires….Same difference!

 

What ever the new team name shall be, they will probably screw that up too! Ye have little faith!

Big Tobacco Is Winning Again!

Do not believe the garbage you are hearing from the media. Regulated vaping is not killing anyone or making anyone sick. The mainstream media has chosen to ignore the facts. They have chosen to ignore the fact that people are getting sick from vaping illegal THC mixed with vitamin E. The CDC has said it and various agencies have confirmed it. Yet the media and even government officials have turned a blind eye to the facts.

Why? Well the media is no longer about being the media. They only want you to know what they think you should know. They no longer care about integrity or being a watchdog. They are only in it for the clicks and the money. The government officials are solely in it for the money. Big tobacco is lining their packets and they are eating it up.

You know what’s obvious? Neither the media or the government give a shit about your well being. They have zero problems with 480,000 people dying every year from smoking. Not one problem with that. But they choose to declare war on an industry that has done nothing wrong. Ignorant people are making uninformed decisions and are ignoring obvious facts.

Is vaping going away? It looks that way. Apparently they need to get smoking above 5% again. It’s a sad state of affairs when money takes a higher seat on the totem pole than health, but that’s what it has come to.

I would tell you to speak up, yell as loud as you can and demand change. Government of the people, for the people and by the people no longer exists, so why bother.

Tide Wants You To Eat Their Products!

First it was the delicious looking pod and now this!

Are you kidding? This looks like a box of wine! How could anyone think this was a good idea?

Hello Tide! People are dumb! They cannot handle shit like this. Some idiot will show up at a party with this and all of the guests will end up in the emergency room.

By the way, what is the need for this? Was the regular plastic jug to boring? We need to seriously get a grip and stop overestimating people.

Common Sense Is Dead!

There, I said it! Don’t believe me? Spend twenty seconds scrolling through Facebook and tell me I am wrong.

I’m not sure if people want to be dumb, lack the capability to gain the proper information or just don’t care. I am guessing they just do not care. They will read a headline that makes little to no sense and run with it. They believe anything they are told, even if it doesn’t even have to make sense.

When did we all become followers? When did we stop seeking information? When did we all become numb to facts? Have we always been this way?

You want to know why the world is the way it is right now? Lack of common sense. A disease of a few has turned into a way of life for many.

 

Stick Your Keto Diet Up Your Ass!

I don’t know about you but, I hate diet trends. They have absolutely destroyed food porn. Enough taking pictures of you nasty Keto Diet foods. We get it, you are overweight and you want to get in better shape. I commend your efforts. I do not commend the braggadocious way you are going about it.

What is it about the Keto Diet that makes people think they are better than everyone else. It’s like people get on this diet and have a total attitude change. So not only are you losing weight, you’re now better than everyone.

Guess what? The people who loved you when you were overweight, still feel the same way about you when you got skinny. Unless your Keto attitude ran them all off. If you look around and find yourself skinny and alone, ya might want to rethink how you approached all of this.

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