What WE Think They Should Rename The Redskins!

Let’s be honest, Washington Football Team is not going to cut it! 

So we came up with our own list!

The Washington Sentinels

Yes, the team name from the Replacements! Why not? Everyone loves that movie and everyone loves the best fictional Ohio State QB ever, Shane Falco!


The Washington Grohls

You got it! Name the team after Dave Grohl, the best rock musician to ever come out of the DC area!


The Hogs

Do I even need to explain? Anyone is a true Skins fan will get it! Plus, I think everyone loves bacon!


The Skins

No! Not the same kind of “Skins” you’re thinking of! Let’s be honest, the skins is the best part of the bird! Chicken, turkey, ect! It’s delicious and a delicious team name! Everyone loves the skin!


The Beers

I know we already have the Brewers in the MLB but, we need to pay tribute to the drink and not the drink maker. Can you imagine the mess it would be in the 3rd quarter of a game where the team was named after a lager? It’s a trash panda, drunken paradise dream come true! Last call would be halfway through the 1st quarter!


The Turds

The franchise has been a shit show for 20 plus years, maybe it’s high time they finally just gave in and owned up to it!


The Dumpster Fires

Turds or Dumpster Fires….Same difference!


What ever the new team name shall be, they will probably screw that up too! Ye have little faith!

Common Sense Is Dead!

There, I said it! Don’t believe me? Spend twenty seconds scrolling through Facebook and tell me I am wrong.

I’m not sure if people want to be dumb, lack the capability to gain the proper information or just don’t care. I am guessing they just do not care. They will read a headline that makes little to no sense and run with it. They believe anything they are told, even if it doesn’t even have to make sense.

When did we all become followers? When did we stop seeking information? When did we all become numb to facts? Have we always been this way?

You want to know why the world is the way it is right now? Lack of common sense. A disease of a few has turned into a way of life for many.


Stick Your Keto Diet Up Your Ass!

I don’t know about you but, I hate diet trends. They have absolutely destroyed food porn. Enough taking pictures of you nasty Keto Diet foods. We get it, you are overweight and you want to get in better shape. I commend your efforts. I do not commend the braggadocious way you are going about it.

What is it about the Keto Diet that makes people think they are better than everyone else. It’s like people get on this diet and have a total attitude change. So not only are you losing weight, you’re now better than everyone.

Guess what? The people who loved you when you were overweight, still feel the same way about you when you got skinny. Unless your Keto attitude ran them all off. If you look around and find yourself skinny and alone, ya might want to rethink how you approached all of this.


Zack Morris Was A Douche

It pains me to say it because I loved Saved By The Bell. There is just no getting around it. Zack Morris was a complete douche bag. He was an awful human being. He treated everyone in his path like a sack of shit. He used people, he f***ed over people and came across as very date rapey.

It’s hard to write off one of your childhood heroes. It’s heartbreaking! It had to be done and here are examples why!






You Can’t Be Rock And Roll And Conservative!

Sorry, it’s just a fact. There is nothing Rock And Roll about being conservative. Let’s face the facts, conservatives are just less entertaining. Their music is bad, their jokes are bad and their acting is bad.

Would you like some examples? Let’s start with music!

Ted Nugent. The poster boy for conservatives who not only plays bad music, he has a gaggle of illegitimate children he refuses to claim. His powerful guitar riffs will never over power his lack of talent.

Kid Rock! Do we need to say anything else?

Gene Simmons. This guy is a whore, this should not surprise anyone.

Dave Mustaine. This guy got kicked out of Metallica for being a dick so this shouldn’t be a shock. He has consistently put out bad music and no one likes him.

Joe Perry. Fuck Aerosmith!

All of these guys have one thing in common….douche bags.

Now it’s time for the acting portion.

James Woods. This no talent assclown is a twitter squawk box for conservative values. He blames his conservative views for his lack of acting jobs. If that’s true, why don’t you try shutting the f*** up and see if your phone starts to ring again? Maybe stop acting like a crazy f*** for two minutes? It’s not your beliefs that are getting you blackballed, it’s the crazy way to present them!

Clint Eastwood. Thew chair. Yep!

Jon Voight. Where do you even start with this guy. He at least has the sense to keep his views to himself. He’s also not insane like most of the people on this list.

Adam Sandler. So not only do you make shitty movies, you also practice shitty politics? WOW!

Dennis Miller. By far the lowest POS on this list. This asshole changed his views just to make a buck. He saw an opportunity and took it.

Did we make our point? Tell me one of these people are mildly entertaining. We successfully proved that you cannot be Rock and Roll and conservative!

If You Do Not Vote, STFU!

I hear so many people bitching and moaning about the current state of affairs in our country and every time I ask them if they voted the standard answer I get is, no. You seriously sat out voting but yet think you have a say on anything going on in our government? That’s cute!

I’m not going to give you the standard “people fought for your right to vote speech”. I’m sure someone already did that and it failed to sink into your thick head. I’m not going to tell you that your vote could change the outcome of some major issues, because you don’t care.

I am going to tell you that you can see your way out of any productive political conversations because you gave up the right to participate. You can no longer participate or bitch about anything if you refuse to be part of the process that got us to this point.

Call it unfair or whatever you want. Your refusal to take part is why we find ourselves in this situation. You are why we have this President. You are why we have lifers in congress. You are why the roads do not get fixed and the schools do not get the proper funding. YES! This is all on you.

We have over 200 million people in this country and only about 87 million vote. Do you think you are taking a stand because you do not vote? You’re not! You are ruining your future and future generations.

Next time you think you need to take a stand or have your voice heard, do it by voting! You will make more of a difference in that booth.

The FBI Investigation Into Kavanaugh Was A Complete Joke!

Are you serious? Why did we even investigate Kavanaugh? It’s obvious that there was no intent to do a real investigation. A complete ruse!

This is how our government works now. Everything is partisan and no one cares who has to deal with the outcome. We are about to put a hot head, arrogant accused rapist on the supreme court. Yes! We are giving a lifetime appointment to someone that everyone has doubts about. It’s a sick game of “I’m right and you’re wrong”!

Why don’t we vote on this as well? Put this on that ballot in November and let the people decide. This would be much better than letting out of touch people decide the future of this country.

If you don’t wake up each day outraged by this and other things going on in our government, you need to wake up.