Stop Wrecking The Work Bathroom!

Is there anything worse than the guy who shows up to work everyday and wrecks the work bathroom? This guy has no consideration for anyone or anything. He just strolls into the public bathroom at work and grunts out a deuce with no regard for anyone or anything.

The worst part about this? It almost always smells like someone died. Of all the dumps this person takes, this one smells the worst by far! It’s like everything that is wrong with his bowels stood at attention.

Here is some advice. Change your eating habits….what you’re doing is not working. Change your pooping schedule….you need not burden the rest of us with the workings of your nasty innards. Consider others….you shit we all pay!

In most cases it’s a me not you thing. In this case, it’s a you not me thing.

The Nike Outrage Needs To Stop!

This is for all of you out there that are burning your shoes and cutting the logo off of your clothes. Just stop. You do realize that they already have your money and could care less about what you do to the items you ALREADY paid for?

The hypocrisy being displayed right now is priceless. You got mad because someone someone was protesting and your counter strike was to protest back? Really? You are doing the exact same thing you have been bitching about for the last 2 years.

Let’s clear something up! You are not more of an American or more patriotic  because you burned a pair of shoes or cut a logo off of a shirt. As a matter of fact, you are nothing more than a hypocritical cry baby with a false sense of ethics!

None of this is about disrespecting the flag or our troops. It was about peacefully protesting police brutality. Nothing more, nothing less. It has been twisted into a bullshit talking point and rallying cry for the right.

At some point you would have to hope that common sense would prevail. I have my doubts!

Woman Leaves A Bad Facebook Review About A Restaurant, Owner Drives By Her House And Shoots It Up!

Only in Florida!

A woman was not happy with her visit to a restaurant and let the establishment know by posting a bad review on Facebook. The owner of said restaurant did not take too kindly to the review so he drove by her house and shot it up.

Really? Did you think she was going to change her review after you lit her house up with bullets?

Moron!

Goodbye Nacho Fries, Until We Meet Again

Taco Bell is removing Nacho Fries from the menu once again. We will not see these wonderful treats again until 2019. I know 2019 is right around the corner but the wait will make it seem like forever.

Woman Smashes Bus Windows And Runs Over Driver!

In a case of road rage gone super wrong, a woman in Washington DC smashed the windows out of a bus and ran over the driver.

Police have identified the suspect thanks to the video below!