This Is What Happens When Your Meth Head Cousin Breaks Into Your House

Imagine coming home to find your favorite meth head cousin breaking into your home and stealing some odd belongings.

A gentlemen in Kentucky came home to find his meth head cousin stealing some really odd things from his house. Empty shampoo bottles, aĀ cheese grater and some other weird things.

Take a look for yourself!


Stop Talking On Your Cell Phone In The Grocery Store!

Let me just say that if you talk on your cell phone in the grocery store, I hate you. People who talk on their cell phones in the grocery store are some of the mostĀ inconsiderate people on the planet. They could care less about my time on yours. They pay little to not attention to anything going on around them.

Who are they talking to? Is the need for that particular conversation so important that it cannot wait? What is that important that you need toĀ inconvenience everyone around you?

How do you concentrate on shopping? How could you possibly know what you need or what you are buying with that phone attache to your head? My guess is that you don’t and you make several shopping trips throughout the week, talking on your cell phone and wreaking havoc on the entire grocery industry!

For the love of God, please stop and consider others!

The VMAs Are A Complete Joke!

There are probably a lot of you out there wondering why MTV still does the VMAs. You’re not alone. They don’t even play music videos! They seem to like to dip their toes into every pond they see. It’sĀ embarrassing!

A network that made itself on breaking music evolved into a disgusting hunk of garbage that always goes for the lowest hanging fruit. Teen Moms? Really? The Hills (that’s coming back)? Real World? All garbage!

What gives MTV the right to give away any music awards? They abandoned music! That’s like divorcing your wife, showing up for sex once a year and when you leave you hand her a moon man.

The whole problem with all of this is that MTV doesn’t care what any of us think. They will continue to produce crappy reality TV and people will continue to not watch their network. It’s a vicious circle that they could right, but won’t.

Let’s look at some of the most embarrassing highlights from last night’s show!

Here’s Madge’s old ass making a mockery of everything in her path!

Then there was this pile of garbage!

I could go on, but I just can’t!

Why Won’t Aerosmith Go The F*** Away?

Nothing infuriates me more than the sight of Aerosmith. They are like the lowest for of entertainment know to mankind!

Let’s break down why they suck!

  • They have been basically making the same album since 1989.

  • Steven Tyler lost his voice somewhere around 1979.

  • Steven Tyler thought it was legit to be a judge on American Idol.

  • Steven Tyler looks like a wet rat and a baseball glove had a baby.

  • Joe Perry is dead inside except when he plays with the Hollywood Vampires (and he almost literally died on stage playing with them).

  • No one knows the name of the drummer and he has been in the band the entire time!

  • No one thinks their cool but yet we are too nice to tell them!

  • The song from theĀ Armageddon soundtrack is the worst and most haunting POS ever! 5:30 of complete dog s***!

  • Steven Tyler did a country album and he’s from f***ing Boston!

If all of that isn’t enough, this is now happening!

Because kids can totally relate to these geriatric has-beens. Is it not bad enough that your network has an award show for videos they do not even play? I tuned in the other night and Happy Gilmore was on, followed by Teen Moms. WTF is going on.

This is why alcoholism exists!


Google Is Tracking Your Every Move!

It’s true! Google can track your every move even when location services are turned off. Let’s be honest, haven’t we all suspected this?

Is this too much? Do we really care?

Feels like this!