Cauliflower Is The New Hotness In The World Of Pizza!

I have to be honest, it felt really dirty just writing the title of this article. Pizza and cauliflower? It just doesn’t make sense.

I don’t know about you but I love a dirty greasy pizza. The kind you have to fold over to eat. Throw a bunch of meat on that bad boy and let’s go! You want veggies on your pizza? That’s cool, just stick to the standards, using cauliflower to make your pizza just seems wrong.

To be totally transparent, I have not tried it and probably never will. I have no ill will towards cauliflower, I just think it has its place and that place is no where near a pizza,

This Week In Florida!

A gentlemen decided to take Hibachi to a whole new level!

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This happened too!

And this!

Another exciting week in the FLA!

Can We Stop Backing Into Parking Spaces?

It seems like a trend has started over the past five years where people feel the need to back into parking spaces. No one knows why it started or how it started but it’s super annoying!

Why do people feel the need to back into a parking space? It takes more time, no one is good at it and you look suspicious when you do it! Unless you are robbing said establishment, there is absolutely NO reason to back into a parking space.

We need to come together to stop this horse s*** as soon as possible. We need to stop the a-hole who backs into a spot on Black Friday and hold up everyone! We need to stop the lady driving her husband’s truck that backs into a parking space at the grocery store! They all need to be stopped!

Perhaps if he lobbied our local business to have a no backing in policy, things would change. Let’s get to work!

Yes, this does really bother me!

It’s August, Time To Make Way For Pumpkin Spice Everything!

It’s not even Fall and pumpkin spice is already rearing its ugly head!

Love it or hate it, you cannot stop it!

Every year the pumpkin spice comes earlier and earlier!

We need to enact a law that says that no pumpkin spice products can be released until after Labor Day! White pants can hand the baton to pumpkin spice on September 3rd!

Keurig’s New Coffee Maker Has An “Iced” Coffee Feature. On A Side Note, It Will Probably Still Be A POS.

Kuerig is trying to set the coffee world on fire with their new “iced” coffee feature. That’s an amazing feature they are adding to their POS coffee maker.

Anyone who has ever own a Kuerig knows they are garbage. Over priced pieces of junk. As a matter of fact, the last one I owned, the chord fell off. YES! The chord fell off. Are you kidding me? Not to mention, the coffee doesn’t even taste real!

Maybe you should spend more time trying to build a reliable machine and less time on the bells and whistles.


Some A-Hole Takes A 5-Foot Alligator On A Beer Run!

From some people’s perspective, this may just seem like a normal day in Florida.

The guy looks like a real winner!